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Thursday, December 02, 2004

I got this list from Nikki, who got it from here. List are fun to do, and of little or no work for me.

By the ay, Nikki just got a glass dildo! I expect a full report!!

So, anything that is bolded (and, for me, in red) is true. The rest of false, at least for now.

01. I've had sex in the past five minutes. (wah)
02. I enjoy oral sex. (giving, and receiving)
03. I scream loudly during sex. (I would say more moaning than screaming, though)
04. I love sleeping with more than two people. (never have..)
05. I own at least two books about sex. (obviously... I have probably around 50)
06. I've peeked into the locker room of the opposite sex.
07. I have taken money for sex. (you mean..... you can charge??)
08. I've had sex while under the influence of a controlled substance.
09. I've been in porn movies.
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex. (Isn't that what blogging is for?)
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair.
13. I have more than ten tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex.
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger. (Hello, Nikki. ;))
18. I've been told I'm a great lover. (Not in so many words, but I've told I give great head, which I think counts.)
19. I carry a condom at all times. (... more like 20... in each bag/purse I use, in pockets, etc, etc..)
20. I'm interested in trying suspension.
21. I've broken a bone while having sex.
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I have had sex in the rain.
24. I have had sex while someone else watched. (Uhm, it was my parents, and they didn't know what we were doing.. does that count?)
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life.
26. I want to fuck right now ! (Again, obviously...)
27. I like to play with food.
28. I like sex that's hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I shave my pubic hair.
31. I have traveled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I had had sex with a person from a country other than my own.
34. I dress to look sexy every day. (well, almost... Weekends alone here are write-offs)
35. I have had sex with twins.
36. I have had sex with someone I met over the internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied to get a person to have sex with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime.
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked.
45. I am reguarly tested for STIs.
46. I am one kinky bitch.
47. I'm always hungry after sex.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I had had sloppy drunk sex with a stranger.

Part II.
1. I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex.
2. I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed. (Actually I have a few different brands.. )
3. I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on.
4. I sleep with my socks on.
5. I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.
6. I set aside some time each day to surf porn online. (Not porn-porn, but a lot of my side-bar Sex Blogs can get raunchy...)
7. There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
8. My family would FREAK if they read this list.
9. I can orgasm on command.
10. I have had sex standing up.
11. I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it.
12. Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star.
13. I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."
14. There is at least one extended family member (cousin, aunt, etc.), I would jump if we weren't related.
15. I think hose are sexy.
16. I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night. (actually, I think it should be unlimited)
17. I like ribbed condoms.
18. I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
19. I have had sex in the shower.
20. My parents caught me having sex.
21. My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
22. Watching other people have sex turns me on.
23. I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
24. I have used a vegetable as a sex toy.
25. I enjoy reading erotic literature.
26. I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice.
27. I have used a sex swing.
28. I have employed the services of a professional sex worker.
29. I have a membership on at least one adult pay site.
30. I would give up another habit (smoking, drinking, over-eating) if it meant having more sex.
31. I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
32. Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
33. I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom.
34. I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
35. I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck.
36. I have participated in an orgy.
37. My current sex life is beyond boring. (What's that mean? Is 'beyond boring' a good thing or a bad thing?)
38. I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
39. I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
40. I have at least one sex toy made of glass.
41. I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive.
42. People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex. (It's probably less than you think.)
43. I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.
44. I have special names for my sex organs.
45. I have used sex to get what I want.
46. I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often.
47. I think some public nudity should be legal.
48. I have at least one sex toy that is purple.
49. I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting.
50. Just reading this list makes me horny.





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